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John Mayer 

1. A writer and singer of some of the worst pop dreck known to man.
2.One of the best blues artists currently active.
Surprisingly, both of those definitons refer to the same damn person.
John Mayer's Room for squares is utter shit, but the songs on Try! stomp anything I've heard lately. Go figure.
John Mayer by nonameandshtuff October 11, 2007
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John Paul 

John-Paul is a cute mexican dude with curly black hair, glasses and is highly awkward but one of the smartest people in class and very nice when you get to know him.
Theres john paul! What a cutie, wish i could be with him!
John Paul by St4rP0wer September 14, 2019

John Howard 

George W. Bush's most faithful lapdog... Thanks to his unfailing support for Bush's foreign policy, his stance on global warming and Bush's opposition to gay marriage. Even worse he is anti-gun!
Aussie 1: God I can't believe John Howard's gov't amended Federal Law to prevent gay marriage?!
Aussie 2: Yeah! That prick is a hypocrite! However I bet whenever he goes to the White House he is sucking Bush's dick!
Aussie 3: That makes sense! He must pay...

John Mayer 

An UGLY pathetic excuse for a man,uses his horrible music and undeserved fame to try and bed beautiful women who otherwise wouldnt look his way!! uses these women to make himself feel important or worthy,fucks with their heads and treats them like shite in the hope that they will keep running back to him,hence,further increasing his ego.
he does this because deep down he has no real feelings of self worth,and so he shouldnt because he is a useless unintelligent talentless excuse for a man/human being!!END OF!
john Mayer is just a cunt lol
John Mayer by just had sex May 10, 2009

John and Kate plus eight 

A couple who popped some pills to have twins and then six kids all at once.
"Honey heres some pills were going to have octuplets like that crazy btich from america also like John and Kate plus eight"

john jones 

John Jones is the dull guy that you see at a party sniffing some girls hair. He is normal but odd and has no sense of humor. He also can sometimes resemble a blob fish.
Person 1: He is kinda a John Jones.
Person 2: Oh he is totally a John Jones!!!