Jesus Walks

a wierdo song written by Kanye West

that queer song "Jesus Walks" scares the hell outta me

by Screw u bitch August 12, 2004

East Jesus Nowhere

An amazing Green Day song off their 2009 album 21st Century Breakdown. This song is about fundamentalist religion. Lead vocalist for Green Day, Billie Joe Armstrong, wrote this song after attending a baptism for a friend's baby. Green Day performed this song on the season 34 finale of Saturday Night Live. Will Ferrell, who hosted, accompanied them on cow bell. This did not air, but can be found on Youtube.

A fire burns today
Of blasphemy and Genocide
The sirens of decay
Will infiltrate the faith fanatics

Some of the lyrics to East Jesus Nowhere

by Ninja-Unicorn June 30, 2011

You Need Jesus

When someone in your squad is cutting the fool, or says something perverted as fuck that makes you laugh.

"Lord, that punannie was so tight, I thought she was underage!"

"You know you need Jesus, right?"

by theradicalthinker August 26, 2016

went heels to Jesus

to wallpaper the closet, to put Percy in the play pan, to lay some pipe, to swing the axe

- The last time I laid some pipe?
- You know, wallpapered the closet, went heels to Jesus?
- You mean make love?
- Nah, just sex!

by Zombieland2009 February 3, 2010

sending it home to jesus

The killing of any small rodent by inserting it into your anus, therefor sending it home to Jesus.

Joffrey got tired of his wife's hampster, so now he's sending it home to Jesus

by jnutt1985 March 27, 2010

Shaving a painted Jesus

An action that is pointless

A: Why are you studying? You know you are going to fail that test.
B: But I have to make an A.
A: You're just shaving a painted Jesus, man.

by Nicole11 January 7, 2009

big baby jesus

later name of wu-tang clan member 'old dirty bastard' (see: wordodb/word).

i heard odb's new name is big baby jesus. that's whack.

by bud newman. February 28, 2003