Fake pirates of the caribbean fan 

a dude who pretends to be a potc fan but dislikes potc 4-5 and says jack isn't the protagonist

"i'm a pirates of the caribbean fan,but i hate movies 4-5 and jack isn't the protagonist"
"ha,you're a fake pirates of the caribbean fan then,not to mention you're a major clown"

Fake pirates of the caribbean fan by captain jack sparrow345 June 22, 2020

Fakescapade 

A midnight rendezvous in which 2 people are highly intoxicated and repeatedly have fake sex.

Yolanda and Weston had an epic fakescapade last weekend on the way home.

Fakescapade by FoxyRoxy11 November 24, 2010

FAKESSBITCH 

A female who is really fake but believes that she is the most attractive, out-going, kind, liked/loved person in the world. Believes that her life is perfect and everything revolves around her. Every male is hers and she'll do anything to make him hers. Believes she can get any guy she wants and is the best damn thing this planet has ever seen. When in reality, everyone hates her, guys only like her because they want some ass, she only has a few friends which they have a fight every other week, and she is an annoying, stuck up, preppy little slutty bitch.

"Look at that FAKESSBITCH over there! You can sooo tell that her extensions are fake, she got a boob job, and look how the guys look at her."

FAKESSBITCH by casemay14 December 19, 2011

fakestyling

When you prewrite and memorize words to make people think you know how to freestyle, which usually backfires.

John: Yo, I'm totally the bomb at freestyle
Matt: Okay, let's here it
John: Shawtie, hottie, thottie
Matt: You're fakestyling

fakestyling by Not a Freestyler December 31, 2014

Fakestraight

When you're not gay, but you're not straight. You don't like pussy and you don't like dick....You just prefer penetration from men.

Caitlyn: Did you see Omar and Alex.
Sarah: The Fakestraights?
Caitlyn: Yeah, they were by the lake.
Sarah: Yeah..they're so cute!
Caitlyn: Yeah...They don't like dick though.

Fakestraight by lickalollipop June 23, 2015

Fakesale 

A bake sale for fund raising or charity that is selling store-bought or pre-packaged baked goods.

Bakesale, more like Fakesale, you didn't even bake those Costco-ass cookies.

Fakesale by Shouldhavebeenlars May 24, 2016

fakesterdom 

A rebel against the tyranny of the natural

...a forth-wave feminist, or a symptom of fakesterdom, or a rebel against the tyranny of the natural; or a person who really, really needed help

fakesterdom by marfai August 11, 2019