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Up the Bum 

anal sex, and the prelude to an amusing rhyme which kids at school write on each others textbooks to get their friends in trouble:
up the bum, no harm done!

additions:
with a thumb, twice as fun!
with ya mum, watch me cum!
Up the Bum by me old fruity October 1, 2006
Related Words
Bum bump bumblebee Bum-Rush bumblefuck bumble bummy bummer bumpkins bum fluff

bare bum flaker

The act of releasing anal gas with no underwear on, with such pressure that any residue (poo flakes) left behind on the anus after poo-ing are released into the air.
"I let rip a massive bare bum flaker getting up this morning, you could almost chew the air!"

"I got the bitch back last night by bare bum flaking her in the face while she slept"

Gladiator Bum 

A Bum that knows how to fight and does not have any limits, also known to be constantly drunk and rummaged around dumpsters for a while. A good example of a Gladiator bum is in the controversial film Bumfights.Rufus Hannah was a good example of a gladiator bum he fought his best friend and bum Donnie for $20.00 and a bottle of beer. Rufus is no longer a gladiator bum though because he owns an apartment and has a job. Donnie can also be considered a Gladiator Bum but not as extreme as his friend. Gladiator Bums are also known to get tattoos on them. like Rufus who got "Bumfight" tattooed on his knuckles, and Donnie who get "Bumfights tattooed on his forehead for $200.00 and free B.J. from a dirty crack woman. Never fight a Gladiator Bum because they will defeat and humiliate you.
Damn, Rufus just broke Donnie's leg for a bottle of booze and 20 bucks hes a real Gladiator Bum
Bumfights produced two noteworthy Bums, but Only one prevailed and that was Rufus Hannah aka "Rufus the stunt bum".
To be called a Gladiator Bum is the same as being called Chuck Norris So Rufus the stunt bum was basically the Chuck Norris of Bums.

mardy bum 

1) A song by the Arctic Monkeys, who are a band from Sheffield, UK. The song is about the lead-singer's ex-girlfriend.

2) A fansite dedicated to the above band - www.mardy-bum.com

3) A collection of mardy and bum, someone who moans when they don't get their own way and yet don't do anything for themselves.
She's a right mardy bum!
mardy bum by Fred88 August 28, 2008

Cambridge Bum Boy 

An annoying prick who somehow manages to bring the English town of Cambridge into every conversation. No matter what is being discussed there will be a better version of it in Cambridge and everyone else is meant to agree and care.
Person 1: "Nathan's such a Cambridge Bum Boy"

Person 2: "Yeah if he loves it so much why doesn't he stay there?"
Cambridge Bum Boy by spindly February 5, 2009

Dunton Bum 

The soreness between butt cheeks resulting from heavy sweating
Jesus!!! i need to go and have a wipe up i have a savage dunton bum.
Dunton Bum by Twitters March 18, 2009