texas booty sauce

The mess you have to clean off your toilet after a terrible Mexican dinner.

Guy 1: Dude did you see that toilet? Its covered in some major texas booty sauce.

Guy 2: yeah man, who ever did that must have had some bad Mexican food

by Deathbybacon April 7, 2016

Texas Ring Pop

When a man takes a mouth full of pop rocks and spits them into a woman's anus. He then inserts his penis for the popping sensation

My neighbor accepted my gift of a Texas ring pop

by Opossum of Texas January 3, 2025

Texas Broomstick

When you put a dildo up your ass and you have to shit out the dildo

Jake Ryan’s ass was so sore last night because he told me he did the Texas broomstick

by 2RYDIZZLE December 2, 2017

Texas Dipper

The sexual act of your male counterpart inserting his testicles your mouth while it is filled with chili sauce.

My girlfriend gave me a Texas dipper in a motel 6 bathroom.

by theamericancock716 November 26, 2023

Texas twist

Where you give your erect penis a Indian burn in an attempt to ejaculate hard and rough.

I was gooning so hard i gave myself a Texas twist!

Nothing was working, so i gave myself a Texas twist…

by Edging gooner May 9, 2025

texas dildo

it means a big BLACK man dick goes inside your mommas ass

texas dildo is your mommas friend

by maddogpussy December 17, 2013

texas

a fictional/non-existent place

"Texas isn't real you metallic rod"

by rb ryan December 15, 2024