satin fuck

Male practise of wrapping women's satin lingerie (panties, camisoles, slips) or satin garment (gowns, skirts, blouse) around his erect penis and stroking said garment up and down his shaft to simulate PIV sex.

The garment can also be 'worn' on a pillow for luxe humping.

Guy: "Fuuuuckkkk! This satin fuck feels as good as actually fucking!"

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Guy 1: "My gf's satin prom dress is killing me ... I need a satin fuck real bad."
Guy 2: "Dude, really? Foreplay, fuck 'n cum?"
Guy 1: "Yuh, Jizz Central ... Ima gonna hammer it tonite!"

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Guy: "Lisa's satin nightie fits my body pillow perfectly. This'll be the best satin fuck ever!"

by Nerdsmith May 11, 2024

Le fucked

When you're fucked over badly, because things went awry. You were totally out of luck. The "le" has nothing to do with French language. It only is used for emphasizing how badly you were screwed.

I landed in Berlin, and someone stole my wallet. It had my credit cards, phone numbers, and guess what, even the passport. I am truly le fucked.

What a day! I got fired from my job, and my wife left me. And the dog's missing. I am le fucked completely.

by Third World Sam February 2, 2024

Binge-Fucking

Having sex with a different partner or partners multiple days or nights in a row.

Bruh has been binge-fucking hoes all weekend!

by anonymous July 27, 2025

fuck nugget

fuck nugget is when your friend gives you a chicken nugget and your vibrator is out of batteries so you decide you get that lumpy shit inside of you.

Maria: "Yooo, my vibrator is dead what I do?"
Addy: "you remember that chicken nugget I gave you earlier? You still got that nasty shit right?"
Maria: "Yea I guess ill just have to fuck nugget that tonight."

by ImStalkingYourKIds April 23, 2018

pen fuck

Military slang meaning to fake paper work,or just write any old thing down.

Example... Did you do the equipment inventory paper work? No Sargent I was in a hurry so I pen fucked it.

by Jarheadharley September 18, 2018

Save a mattress, fuck a watermelon

When you’re playing fortnite and you lose a 1v1 when you shouldn’t have

Can’t believe I lost that man, “Save a mattress, fuck a watermelon” dude

by 3of3irish December 23, 2022

token fuck

Getting a good token fuck is when sister James fucks you nice and hard in the ass leaving a token shape in your asshole, after this you may experience having deer like shits

Holy shit that squirrel jus got token fucked in the ass

by Hitlers_Favorite_Jew ✡️ November 2, 2021