selfie tea bag

when you tack of selfie with your nuts on someones face

i fucked this bitch up that was talking shit about my girl i whipped my balls out and put them on his face and took a "selfie tea bag"

by chandho April 18, 2014

Poop Tea

A phenomenon that occurs when feces is left unflushed in a toilet until it dissolves and turns the water an orange-ish shade of brown reminiscent of some herbal teas.

I forgot to flush my deuce this morning before I left for work and found Poop Tea in the water when I opened the lid again.

by Silas Schadenfreude February 20, 2017

boiling tea pot

Gargling of the ball sack when tea bagging

“The girl I was with last night gargled my balls, it was sick.”

“Oh, she gave you a boiling tea pot? Nice!”

by ToniToni-monsta December 18, 2020

Alcatraz Island Iced Tea

Just take whatever is in your liquor cabinet and make a drink out of all everything and top it with coke.

“I only had a shot left in each bottle so I said fuck it and made an Alcatraz Island Iced Tea.”

by Alcatraz Alcoholic December 7, 2018

Coal miners tea party

Double dicks on dicks

She loves a good coal miners tea party.

by KY123456 March 10, 2018

Unc-tea

Your sexy,wiser, unconditionally loving fierce middle aged queer friend or relative who straddles all gender and sexuality barriers, always has the latest gossip, and priceless sex, relationship, or advice and knows where all the bodies are buried! Sssh!

I don't know how to get rid of this nipple rash- lemme call Unc-tea real quick!

by Uriel David January 5, 2025

dolla dolla iced tea

i drink that

I aint a rappa, but
dolla dolla iced tea
i drink that

by Dank Doolan March 11, 2015