surprisebxtch

The coolest Emma Robert Stan page ever. Aslo known for being the coolest AHS Stan page

“Hey did you see the new edit of Emma roberts on surprisebxtch?”

“Yeah! That account makes the best edits”

by hollywoodgirlasf April 8, 2021

Surprisee

Someone (usually with a name beginning with the letter B) who likes surprising their friends.

When I grow up... I want to be a surprisee!

by Largosios April 10, 2021

Surprised

How you feel after you see half the things allowed on this app

The way this app doesn’t have a filter makes me feel surprised

by Commie! December 23, 2023

Surprised

Yeah, that SysAdmin thing will do all sorts of shit it's not supported to.

Hym Iam "Surprised Meg? Me too. I don't know whether or not that worked but I still think I did it wrong. I wanted it to do a broader analysis but the fact that they can excavate supposedly unretrievable data is good. If the second one doesn't go through let me know and redo it with more concise instructions."

by Hym Iam February 11, 2026

No Surprises

Depression, but its a song.

No alarms and No Surprises, please.

by whatismyname182 August 21, 2021

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

The Midnight Surpriser

It's Midnight and the mood is right just roll on over on her and give her the Midnight surpriser. Caution to many unprotected incursions will lead to a baby surpriser.

I normally get horny at night,she's alseep by 9 and im horny by midnight so wake her up with my favorite the midnight surpriser

by Dave'snothere June 14, 2018