Bikini Rule

The bikini should only be worn by a girl, if she is reasonably thin, and her boobs are big enough to stick out past her stomach.

Man, she follows the bikini rule perfectly.

Bikini Rule by Bariatijmkcb January 6, 2008

Half your age plus seven rule. 

A mathematical equation used to find the youngest age a person can date without being considered a disgusting, cradle robbing freak. (A/2)-7=Y, where A is your age and Y is the youngest you should date.

Conversely the rule can be inverted to find the oldest age a person should date. 2(A-7)=O, where A is your age and O is the oldest you should date.

John is 26 and dating a 20 year old named Kate, (26/2)+7=20. Their relationship satisfies the half your age plus 7 rule.

Kate is 20 and dating a 26 year old named John. 2(20-7)=26. This relationships satisfies the inverse of the half your age plus seven rule.

Half your age plus seven rule. by Trojan91 July 21, 2012

golden rule 

Those with gold make the rule.

Whoever is usually in charge usually makes the most, and the rules.

golden rule by hackaxle April 4, 2004

ja rule 

lil wanksta hu thinks hes ghetto

go dre in shit hits the fans(ja rule diss) sayin 'talkin bout u guna slap me,nigga plz u gotta jump and swing 2 hit my nees' xx

ja rule by xloux June 11, 2006

ja rule 

Rapper from Queens. Everybody loved him, but after 50 cent said something about him..suddenly everyone denies ever liking him. funny how that works.

John: Yo 50 Cent is beefing wit Ja Rule.
Derrick: Oh snap, il go throw out his greatest hits cd.

ja rule by Kezman9 November 7, 2006

Abernathy Rule 

The Abernathy Rule states that no matter what public event you attend (concert, movie, sporting event, etc.) there will be at least one idiot sitting around you who will ruin it by making noise, getting drunk, and/or just being an annoying jerk.

That drunk behind me didn't shut up the whole movie, the Abernathy Rule was in full effect.

Abernathy Rule by Sallie O'Malley May 13, 2008

Three Year Rule 

It is not socially acceptable to go out with anyone within the three year age bracket. This only applies if the younger of the two is 14-16 years old.

"Hey dude, i'm dating this chick who's 15"

"Wtf dude you're like 18, ever heard of the three year rule"

Three Year Rule by AnalBlaster5000 May 8, 2014