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Cozier than a hair in a biscuit

When you’re very, snug, cozy, or comfortable.

Popularized by Michael Evans in 2021.
Last night while the snow was falling and the fireplace was roaring, I felt cozier than a hair in a biscuit!
by geej123 April 17, 2021
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biscuit time :D

Biscuit time is when you find biscuits! It is also a nice period to celebrate with your friends!

Ran out of biscuits for biscuit time? No problem mate, I'm always there :D
-Hey Lincoln, Is it 5 pm already?
-No, it is biscuit time :D
by Lincoln Ler May 25, 2023
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Biscuit

"She's such a biscuit."
by BioPulse37 September 27, 2019
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The Biscuit Conundrum

The calculation or guestimate required to work out just the right amount of alcohol and “vitamin powder” you can stand before having to play Sunday league at 10 in the morning.

Often miscalculated, leading to injuries, vomiting and disappointed teammates.
Richard: “What’s George doing over there?”

Jack: “Trying to work out his prematch limits.”

Andrew: “Oh. The Biscuit Conundrum.”

Daniel: “I hope he gets it right. He’s got a relegation 6 pointer tomorrow morning”
by x427 October 5, 2023
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Biscuiting

When two people are having sex they both put their ass cheeks (biscuits) together and put a dildo in both of their assholes while they force it in and out of eachothers asshole.
Jane and Diane were biscuiting so much they couldn't sit down for a week.
by Hhhhh12345678910 August 5, 2016
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potty biscuits

Very lumpy shit that goes into the toilet.
The other day I let loose the largest potty biscuits into the toilet.
by Bubblehiney November 16, 2016
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Derpy Biscuit

It’s a phrase that makes Staceys cringe.
Hey Stacey! Get over here and let me whiff that derpy biscuit!
by Hyuckleberry December 6, 2023
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