May 28 

Appreciate Ella day no matter how bad or mean she is or maybe she’s the nicest mf ever just say thanks and love you!

Love ya Ella - Joseph May 28

May 28 by I’m gay ong May 28, 2023

May 31 

On May 31 you get to slap any girls ass

“ Yo today is May 31 yk you get to slap any girls ass?”
“BET!!”

May 31 by nonamegoat May 30, 2023

May 31 

Give your bf/gf 100 kisses

May 31st it’s a day before a new month and summer fully starts so it should be welcome with a great gift

May 31 by Mr. Lovermen May 31, 2023

May 20 

People born on may 20th are the most beautiful, gorgeous, stunning, cute and pretty peoplr to exist!!

Sage: When is your birthday?
Addi: May 20, why?
Sage: Be my girlfriend.

May 20 by mayormaynotbesage June 1, 2023

May hart the fart 

My besteee

May hart the fart is the best

May hart the fart by TheMotherFuckingBeauty July 20, 2023

May 18

May 18 is the day you celebrate Haitian Flag Day🇭🇹.
Happy Haitian Flag Day to all my Zoes🇭🇹.

Katie: Isn't today May 18?
Amy: Yup its Haitian Flag Day🇭🇹.

May 18 by CaribbeanGyalis August 1, 2023

May your woes be many, and your days be few. 

A phrase Gabriel says before teleporting away in his fights.

Gabriel:Twice?! Beaten by an object… Twice! I’ve only known the taste of victory, but this taste… Is- Is this my blood? I’ve never known such… Such… relief? I- I need some time to think… We will meet again, machine... May your woes be many, and your days be few.

May your woes be many, and your days be few. by GabrielJudgeOfHell August 18, 2023