face lift

When someone gets their face smashed in a big way.

"Her boyfriend called me a queer, so I gave that motherfucker a face lift."

by Dr. Raab October 29, 2008

squidward face

when you lay your balls over a persons eyes and put your dick along they're nose.

dood last nite i got squidward faced!!!

by DBL A June 11, 2006

your face

A comeback you can use in any situation. Usually takes place of your mom otherwise known as yo mama and jo mama.

Damn, you're ugly.
You're face.

You need to take a shower.
Your face needs to take a shower.

You're a faggot.
Your face is a faggot!

by Sam May 8, 2005

TV face

A condition in which a person's face becomes too relaxed from starting the same thing too long (watching TV).

Symptoms are: open mouth, dropped jaw, eyes glazed over and occasional drooling.

I don't think he heard a thing I said. He has total TV face right now.

by freaknsweet November 10, 2009

grey face

A grey face is a person, who is confident in just fulfilling the typical ideas of being a member of society. Working, consuming, not questioning anything.
People which adopt the ideas, believes and so on they are told to believe.
similar to a tool
spawns from discordianism

"We must support the Bush administration!"
"Why?"
"Because they need us to be patriotic, no matter what it will cost us..."
"Fu*king Grey face!"

by Terrick November 24, 2007

Pan Face

An ugly female that has a flat face. If she runs into a wall, her face will align with wall.

Yo, that bitch has a pan face !

by Stacey York November 6, 2011

giving face

A term to describe when a man gives oral pleasure to a woman.

John gave face to Shannon right after she gave him a beege.

by Dan November 10, 2002