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Colossal Clown 

As if calling someone a clown is not enough disrespect… a colossal clown is the insults of all insults. Someone that is extremely foolish and cannot be taken seriously.
Allen is known around town as the “colossal clown”who has to routinely phone his wife to check his budget and allowance.
Colossal Clown by ElkviewEddie February 5, 2024
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Cigar Clown 

A clown that spreads hate and negativity with no constructive/legitimate reason, often due to their own personal insecurity and/or lack of joy with themselves.

Etymology: "Cigar clown" as a term comes from actual cigar smoking clowns that blew smoke into children's eyes, making them cry.

Synonyms: Hater, misanthrope
Cigar Clown: "You're not a real clown because you're not traditionally trained, you don't wear enough makeup, and you don't wear a nose. You are destroying what makes clowns great and devaluing the entire clown industry!"

Support Clown: "Don't listen to that cigar clown, he needs to go honk out a dirt snake"
Cigar Clown by Support Clown April 11, 2024

Cuck Clown 

Someone who is genuinely unfunny, yet believes themself to be a true comedian. They repeat their jokes when nobody laughs at them, because they believe that the joke was unheard.
Person 1: Oh you know Sam D.?

Person 2: Yeah. He’s a real Cuck Clown.
Person 1: Yeah, I hope he learns how unfunny he is.
Cuck Clown by Vietnamonkey April 21, 2024

rainbow clown 

A pejorative for a gay person or anyone else who is part of LGBT who not only bases their entire personality solely off of their sexual orientation/preferences, but is also completely obnoxious about it.

They’re the degenerates that you see at the Pride Parades who dress in barely anything and turn it into a freak show of hypersexuality where they flaunt their fetishes for the entire world to see and will call you a bigot if you criticize them for it.

Rainbow clowns are shallow, obnoxious, and entitled degenerates who think that they’re hated because they’re LGBT, but in reality they’re hated just because they’re annoying.

They completely lack self awareness and respect for public decency and will call anyone who criticizes them bigots.
The Rainbow Clowns took over the streets of San Francisco for the entirety of Pride Month, dancing and twerking in assless chaps when children were present. When a parent tried to shield her child’s eyes the Rainbow Clowns noticed and accused her of bigotry. They later doxxed her via social media.
rainbow clown by wtrbrth April 21, 2024

piped clown

It's were you make a ham cake then you put your dick in it.
Na man, I'm good on the bar tonight. Its time for a piped clown."

Killer Clown Tuesday 

“I was always afraid of Killer Clowns”, I said to myself, but luckily there were no killer clowns in sight. That was until I realized it was Killer Clown Tuesday.