Colossal Clown

As if calling someone a clown is not enough disrespect… a colossal clown is the insults of all insults. Someone that is extremely foolish and cannot be taken seriously.
Allen is known around town as the “colossal clown”who has to routinely phone his wife to check his budget and allowance.
by ElkviewEddie February 06, 2024
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Ramseying

Also see: Pulling a Ramsey.

When one still has the title of a full time job but is actually equivalent to a part-timer on the brink of retirement. May be heard exclaiming, “Oh Jesus, help me!” as they are falling down due to bad knees. Prompting a speed dial call to the secretary for a substitute teacher.
Student: What the hell is wrong with Coach Gray?!

Teacher: Oh, he’s just Ramseying his way to retirement.
by ElkviewEddie September 29, 2021
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