Potato Salad

When a man pisses, shits and creams in a lady's mouth, she chews and swallows then regurgitates back onto the mans chest.
Dave- "I gave Sally a nasty potato salad last night."

Greg- "Damn Dave, SHOW ME POTATO SALAD!"
by BighornBaby42 April 30, 2018
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potato salad

when you carve a hole in a potato and nut into it before putting it in a girl and fucking her brains out
" ay man did you hit last night"
"yeah i gave her the old potato salad"
by January 28, 2022
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Potato salad

Used to express sadness. Not to be used in serious occasions
'Our camera just died!'
'Potato salad...'
by superswagsturniolos_ July 18, 2022
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Salad Misery

The anguish and despondency felt in the mid-afternoon by persons who have only consumed a salad for lunch. Usually occurs at the time a food coma would set in, had you actually eaten something delicious.
My parents hinted that I was looking a little chunky, so I got a salad for lunch. Now the salad misery is just making me want to kill myself.
by Sir Vix April 30, 2012
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Salad-doger

1. One who you always see in the drive-through at a fast food place.
2. An obese person.
Joe: Holy shit, look at that Salad-doger!
Mike: Ya that's Colt!
by Falcon March 18, 2003
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sloop salad

Semen that has been aged for one or more days in the anus of a person aged 50+
I ended up needing to use some Miralax to help pass that sloop salad from last Tuesday.
by Foxxybabe6905 May 29, 2022
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tossed feta salad

When you're eating out a girls asshole (AKA tossing her salad) and you shove your nose right up her anus and use it as a personal tissue.. tossed FETA salad. You're welcome.
oral butthole tossed feta salad tossed feta salad
by Fartel Cluggins March 27, 2014
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