Rusty Waffle Maker

When a person lays on their side, defecates on their own leg and then squeezes it between their thighs into a patty similar to a waffle.

This dude asked if I liked mud pies, then proceeded to demonstrate a Rusty Waffle Maker.

by felix badcock March 31, 2024

waffle trot

To trot whilst carrying a mattress on your back

That waffle trotting bastard is making off with mattress again

by tenderbeefqueef January 28, 2017

Sloppy Waffle

When a group of men toast a waffle and then proceed to masturbate. The last man to ejaculate has to eat the waffle

"Hey guys you wanna go get some lunch?"
"No thanks, I had a sloppy waffle for breakfast and I feel a little sick"

by xXMLGSHREKTXx September 12, 2016

waffle out

Flaking out on plans

Anthony, you better not waffle out on our plans like you did last time.

by Kdizzle930 January 24, 2014

Waffle

Waffle is what one does when they do not know what they are talking about, it is an instinctual way of expressing random thoughts and words even if they do not match reality or logic.

Hector did not study for his essay, and had to waffle a lot to complete it.

by Jonny Cary February 5, 2021

Waffle

To waffle

You don’t waffle on anything

by Jaf&Dcf September 1, 2022

Waffle Munching

When a man licks another man’s rectum while their legs are interweaved in a hashtag pattern

They were waffle munching late last night after getting several drinks at the bar.

by wafflermuncher April 10, 2025