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Turtle

A "turtle" (ie TURD-le) is what you call someone who is a little turd (or little shit). It is used when you don't want them to know that that's what you actually think of them.
Turtles are usually young males who think they're better than everyone else, they often call themselves "alpha males" but they're actually not, they're little shits or turtles.
Often the fathers of turtles will excuse the poor behaviour of their sons by proudly saying "Oh don't mind him, he's just an Alpha male."
Josh? You're such a turtle!
by Turtle dominator! February 3, 2020
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Turtle Fresh

Turtle fresh is when a man keeps his uncircumcised penis clean.
Girl 1: Isn't it gross to be with a guy who isn’t circumcised?
Girl 2: Naw, I make sure my guy stays turtle fresh!
by Lexasorouss February 23, 2020
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turtles

world has turtles
by we like fortnite? March 5, 2020
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Turtle

you have a pet turtle
by milo&benji March 9, 2020
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turtlemilk

Tur-tel • M-ilk

To milk a turtle. Don’t ask how it’s possible 500ug Acid should do the trick.
Oi, why’s my man drinking turtlemilk?
Dunno fam, that’s bare booky, dun’no.
by ItssKhaosss March 10, 2020
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Turtle

Hassan elassad is a very hot creature
by Elassad the turtle March 16, 2020
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Turtle-necking

The act of pushing a circumcised glans into the shaft of the penis, as if to turn it inside out. Then wrapping the scrotum over said inverted penis, and holding this formation until stuck. The penis will slowly reverse to normal in a turtle-neck-like-fashion.
My friends gage, Johnny, and Diego got to se me turtle-necking At chic-fil-a today”
by CalebKRubberNuts April 13, 2020
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