turtlemilk 

Tur-tel • M-ilk

To milk a turtle. Don’t ask how it’s possible 500ug Acid should do the trick.

Oi, why’s my man drinking turtlemilk?
Dunno fam, that’s bare booky, dun’no.

turtlemilk by ItssKhaosss March 10, 2020

turtlemind 

A term for being entirely in the moment while taking joy in the journey, no matter how slow or uneventful it seems.

I began to enjoy my life when I started to have moments of what I like to call turtlemind.

turtlemind by Dr Bunnygirl May 26, 2020

turtledick 

When in a state of anxiety or after having been struck in the genitals, the penis tends to retract into the body. The name is derived from the turtle's defense mechanism.

Also applies to the bodily response after having gone swimming

I just went for a swim, and I got a mean case of turtledick (or turtlecock, tortoise-shlong)

turtledick by ppadru1 February 13, 2009

Turtlenick 

An uncircumcised penis on a Canadian named Nick.

Girl: Whip it out Nick!
Guy: Heck ya! Ima bout to get some!
Girl: Eeew you have a smelly turtlenick living in your pants.

Turtlenick by Egg Slut Out in Public May 27, 2017

Turtlemonkeymandanthingy 

A turtle owned by a monkey who is owned by a man named Dan... There is another "Thing" involved, but I'm not quite sure what it is

"omg a triangle!!!!" Said the turtlemonkeymandanthingy

Turtlemonkeymandanthingy by <(* *)> October 18, 2008

TurtleDick 

The inverted crawl of the male genitalia much like when a Turtle hides his head in his shell. This happens when you spot a woman that once was hot enough that you would have had sexual relations. Now she is such a fright with an additional 40lbs and an extra set of breasts on her back. Just the thought of her makes your penis crawl back into your groin.

Oh my God did you see her? She is such a mess, Just thinking about her gives me TurtleDick. What Happened to her?

TurtleDick by Father Murphy January 14, 2008

turtleminate 

To attack someone with so many instant messages that their computer is in danger of shutting down. Typically done by making numerous new screennames and messaging someone from all of them at approximately the same time.

James wouldn't stop being dumb, so me and my buddy turtleminated him. He'll think twice before he gets online and bullshits us.

turtleminate by turtelminator March 9, 2008