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Turtle-necking 

The act of pushing a circumcised glans into the shaft of the penis, as if to turn it inside out. Then wrapping the scrotum over said inverted penis, and holding this formation until stuck. The penis will slowly reverse to normal in a turtle-neck-like-fashion.
My friends gage, Johnny, and Diego got to se me turtle-necking At chic-fil-a today”
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Turtle-necking 

When you've been holing a shit in for too long and it starts to poke out.
I really need to find a lavatory, I'm turtle-necking.
Turtle-necking by AGBJ January 21, 2021

Turtle-Necking 

A person who is shitting in a public restroom but someone walks in so you have to hold it mid-shit.
My bro was turtle-necking in the school bathroom, but so was his friend.

turtle necking 

When you are nowhere near a toilet and that turd stuck in your hole is peeking in and out. You gotta have control so it doesn't slip out.
Dude, I have to go so bad I'm turtle necking.
turtle necking by Mr Poop April 10, 2005

Turtle necking 

When you hold a shit in too long and it starts poking out into your underwear
"I couldn't go for a dump during that meeting so I ended up turtle necking it"
Turtle necking by mingsly September 29, 2014

Turtle Necking 

When you have to take a shit so bad that you can feel it crowning, but the shit has not yet breached the anus barier...the stage just before Prarie Dogging.
Dude, I gotta shit so bad I am Turtle Necking!!!
Turtle Necking by MizRizz March 7, 2017

Turtle Necking 

A sexual act involving two un-circumsized males in which one male pulls his foreskin over the other's penis, after which point the roles may be reversed. Also known as "The Chinese Penis Trap".
Doug and I spent last night turtle necking.