fart yoink

when someone has their hand on your ass and you fart

man my girlfriend totally fart yoinked me

by Greg October 23, 2004

sea fart

a fart which is caused by the sea, and has the stench of saltyness sea and farts

Bobo had a sea fart , he now smells like salty shit

by Jakc83851$ July 13, 2017

fart tenting

The act of fart tenting consists of expelling gas while under a blanket. You have a small dog that sleeps in bed with you like a dachshund. First you release the gas,then raise up the blanket with two fingers to create a tent. This gives the gas a chance to reach to top. Then you release the blanket. This tends to push the gas downwards and in an outward direction.
Thereby ensuring you small pet derives the benefits of the gaseous odor.

I always make sure I go fart tenting at least once a week.

by Catch25 June 13, 2010

justin fart

a retard. a product of one of britney spears abortions. his eyes are so far apart a blind man could shoot him in the forehead. thinks hes a rapper but hes really a faggot

Charlay: hey did you hear my diss agaisnt justin fart?

John: yeah you fuckin gassed that bitch

by realtalk12334 September 18, 2012

fart tourney

tourament of eldery females held like cattle in a corner for not more than 3 seconds while elderly men try to pass gas. the winner is the women who holds her breath without dying

uncle gillis said aunt martha won another fart tourney, she held her breath for six seconds

by bobber astyrwhole September 21, 2013

coochie fart

Air coming through a vagina and smelling and sounding like a fart coochie fart

#ryan hey that girl coochie farted
#sarah Ryan no I didn’t 😭😭😭✋🏻

by Coochie God February 15, 2021

confident fart

Having the confidence beforehand that the upcoming fart is dry and void of any and all soft turd matter, thereby allowing you to give it that extra "oomph" for maximum fart effect.

Wow, that was a nice one. Its nice to have such a confident fart, it doesnt happen very often.

by bigbobp July 18, 2011