Tom Holland

a literal angel

catherine: what are you gonna do when tom proposes?
me: buy a dress duh

*LATER*

catherine: what are you gonna do when tom hollands wife becomes preggo
me: give birth you idiot

by xx.dolans.xx May 19, 2019

Tom

a boy who gets rejected by every girl he asks out

tom: will you go with me one of you?
1280 millon girls: No we dont date boys named tom!

by bigfagbitch December 2, 2019

S. TOM

A rapper plus mui

oihoibuoi S. TOM

by S. TOM December 5, 2019

Tom

Tom is another meaning of a fat, obese, faggot

That faggot is being a real Tom right now

by KingSmoth December 6, 2019

Tom

Is to share lots of p*** with your friends

Don't worry I'll sort you out with some porn I wil Tom you.

by Jamzzzzzz December 8, 2019

Tom

Tom is typically the best fry cook around. He is a sexy hunk who gets all the ladies. The girls are impressed with Tom’s fry skills.

Girl 1: Oh look, it’s Tom! I think I’m going to go ask for his phone number.
Girl 2: Good luck with that. Tom is a very sexy guy, and he probably won’t talk to you.

by Anonymous 669483848 December 8, 2019

Tom Hall

Dominoes pizza box that gasses jews, an ancient tradition passed on from his ancestors

Oh shit it’s Tom Hall, take your kippers off!

by Chumbert December 12, 2019