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speedian by Brian Speed October 24, 2004
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Speedball
1. A potenially lethal concoction of heroin & cocaine, usually done intraveneously.
2. A potentially lethal but yummy delight of fried pork & BBQ pork from Lemon Arbor in Barbados.
2. A potentially lethal but yummy delight of fried pork & BBQ pork from Lemon Arbor in Barbados.
Boy1: Im bored Mom
Mom: Go speedball your way out of boredom.
Boy1: I'm hungry
Girl3: I here at Lemon Arbor speedballing..CAWBLEHH i ain gaw teh you!!!
Mom: Go speedball your way out of boredom.
Boy1: I'm hungry
Girl3: I here at Lemon Arbor speedballing..CAWBLEHH i ain gaw teh you!!!
Speedball by TheLolBoss February 27, 2014
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Irish speed bump
When a woman has had too many children and her vagina is loose. You shove a potato in her ass for th extra friction during sex.
Katy's pussy is blown out from having her 9th kid. Now I have to give her an Irish speed bump whenever we have sex.
Irish speed bump by aBIOgene515 August 9, 2016
Speedskating
The act of calling up an elderly woman in the pursuit of oral pleasure, and then following up by taberknackling the phone and the elderly woman's pet gerbal. This can be done (in the case the speedskater is gay) to an elderly man as well.
Robby: "I just speedskated Old Lady Gertrude down the street. You wouldn't believe how good old lady gums and gerbal fur feels on your nuts."
Casey: "Gee wizz...I can't wait til I can speedskate my gramma!"
Casey: "Gee wizz...I can't wait til I can speedskate my gramma!"
Speedskating by Dick Tracy December 19, 2004
High speed dirt
The act of taking a shit really quickly. Named after the Megadeth song of the same name, which is, coincidently, shit.
High speed dirt by stabby mckinfey October 9, 2008