Mashed Potato Muncher

A speccy bellend who eats mashed potatoes on a wednesday morning

you mashed potato muncher

by malarky5438 September 23, 2023

Dip dip potato chip

What you say when you teabag a pink-haired girl in Halo Infinite

"Dip dip potato chip", said the muffin as he unceremoniously tea bagged the pink-haired girl in Halo Infinite

by arsenalsucks February 5, 2024

Emma potato

Everyone loves her! Shes an OG potato for life. Even though shes better than everyone at gymnastics, she will teach you her awesome tricks and her sparksly blue eyes sparkle in the sun. She is very short, but has big big dreams . She is amazing, beautiful and sweet. She knows when you are sad, or mad. Never ever loose an emma potato. And she will make funny jokes.

Girl 1: "i want emma potato to be my bff. ScReW yOu SaLlY!!! "
Sally :"im so freakin jealous right now."

by Bfflisemma April 11, 2019

potato painter

When your paint game is so sub par your better off peeling potatoes then fucking over customers!

That fucking potato painter really fucked my shit up and ran off with my money!

by Potato Game December 21, 2020

Growing potatoes in the backyard

When you have genital warts growing in or around your asshole

Hey I heard Alec starting growing potatoes in the backyard after he got caught soliciting male prostitutes

by A.W. Williams (Anal Warts) May 30, 2025

Doo doo potato

When you run out of toilet paper and all you have left is potato’s

Can you flush a doo doo potato

by Jake Cordes July 8, 2021

potato

My life

"My life is potato"

by PTM2019 January 15, 2019