imperishable night 

When you have a day expected to be 24 hours in length or more without sleeping. Named after the Touhou game where you freeze the night just to find that one person who put up a fake moon.

My day began at 7AM, with me flying out of Toronto for Dublin at 5PM. It was 6AM the next day when I arrived, and I didn't fly to Glasgow until 1PM. I didn't get to the hotel until 7PM. That was one heck of an Imperishable Night.

imperishable night by The Real Driller June 13, 2023

one-night stand 

The act of standing for a whole night, usually as a punishment for having one-night stands with your partner without letting your parents know.

Guy 1: "Yoo parents suckssssss....."
Guy 2: "What's wrong, dude?"
Guy 1: "My parents made me do a one-night stand in front of them for having a one-night stand earlier with my girl without letting 'em know."
Guy 1: "Oof, that's sad."
Guy 2: "VERYYY!!"
Hot girl: (to Guy 2) "Heya there, hottie! That one-night stand with you was amazing <3"
Parents of Guy 2: *overhears what the girl said* (to Guy 2) "Oh yeah! Last night, we had a great time watching you do a one-night stand too!"
Guy 2: *passes out*

one-night stand by the know-it-all guy October 13, 2023

jenny craig night 

when you get so wasted that you start puking

Lets pull a jenny craig night!!

jenny craig night by jennycraiger March 21, 2010

Frank's Monday Night Special 

Performing the rusty trombone act on a Filipino man in the bathroom of a Brooklyn pizza joint. The timing of this event is usually Cinco de Mayo.

Tony is normally a pretty macho guy, but he sure loved that Frank's Monday Night Special after all those tequila shots on the fifth. He was literally shitfaced.

Frank's Monday Night Special by Glenn Miller's Ghost September 17, 2010

Laddie of the night 

Male prostitute.

Play on 'lady of the night'.

Guy: You manwhore.
Guy 2: I prefer to be called a "laddie of the night".

Laddie of the night by theseheights January 22, 2011

Better than a good night kiss 

When a guy has anal sex with a girl and when he is about to finish, she finishes him with her mouth.

A friend said that they received a notice from their daughter's high school warning about a speading bacterial mouth infection. It started when 4 girls started anti biotics after being diagnosed with a bacterial mouth infection.

The school sent the note home to be proactive.

It turns out that at a party the girls figured out a way to avoid pregnancy: anal sex finishing their man off with head.... It is referred to in Riverside Californai as "Better than a good night kiss!"

Anal with an oral finish! ATM

Better than a good night kiss by HermosaBeach March 24, 2011

Senior Day/Night 

A day in which a sporting event takes place and all the senior athletes on that team are starting players. Except for one senior who does nothing wrong and sits all game.

Kid 1 "Do you remember our senior day/night for baseball a few years ago? Kick ass game, so glad we won."
Kid 2 "Oh yeah! I remember that. We all played except for that one kid. Coach must've not gotten the memo about all the seniors playing that day.."

Senior Day/Night by That'sMessedUpBro June 11, 2011