Happy John

Happy John Someone who gets sadistic pleasure by tormenting his friends or coworkers. This may involve dry anal rape, kidnaping, or grand theft.

I can not believe he did the Happy John to me by putting that box cutter in my butt.

by The Lar November 21, 2019

John Yonker

The act of being a epic gamer

You are such a John Yonker

by The epic gamer69420 November 22, 2019

John,Hawkins

John hawkins is a short black boy that wears fake yeezys but he is lit and very lit and he is very thick he love Mexicans and they love him but he sometimes annoys them he is a cardi b lover he is her #1 fan

John,Hawkins is super thick nice ass and thighs girls and boys look at that ass whoa that ass is thick it’s hard not to look at it makes u very hard

by Whiteboycash11 May 5, 2019

Elton johning

elton john

A couple or very close friends who indulge in recreational narcotic activities, one of the pair places a straw up their rectum whilst the other blows cocaine into the anal cavity

Lets have a bath then Elton Johning
I can't believe you have never Elton johned.
Let's shoot coke up each other's bums like Elton johning

by SCOTT(NOT RACHAEL) BUT IT IS May 16, 2019

john hines

He is the goat, grinds on the off days and he is committed to Alabama. Everyone wants to be like him, but you can’t because he is John Hines

Woah that kid is sick and very cool; He must be a john hines.John hines is a icon-living and will never not be one

by Mccrobie December 1, 2019

John P'ing

To drive trucks, and or fuck fat bitcges

I was with my friend and he was totally John P'ing

by Tdubxxx December 4, 2019

John Gomez

Guitarist for Twin XL. A gay icon that drinks a lot of iced coffee. He's very energetic, probably because of all the iced coffee. Wears a lot of Vans and probably lives in a Topman store. He's a very spinny boy on stage, and on the occasion chews furiously on guitar picks. If you ever encounter a wild John Gomez, feel free to compliment his pants. He loves pants.

"That dude's come back for like 4 iced coffees, is he gonna be ok?"
"Yea, that's just John Gomez. Pretty sure he hasn't slept for like 3 days."

by emoapple December 8, 2019