Swag Job

When you are about to receive head from three extremely atrractive girls but remain unable to get an erection. It is extremely embarassing and may lead to questions about your sexuality. You nickname must be Swag for it to be a true Swag Job.

Vj: "Dude i heard he couldnt get hard for julia when she tried to pipe him"
L-Dub : "Son it was Julia, Gabby, AND Anita that were gonna pipe him."
Vj : "You mean he couldnt get hard for three girls about to pipe him?!"
L-Dub "Yeahhhhh son!"
Vj : "Wow he totaly got a Swag Job"

by Vj and L-Dub August 11, 2008

park job

Performing sexual favors or acts while in or on a car. Most often used when describing actions taking place on the back seat. Can be used to describe acts by a man or a woman.

"Mark gave Jenny a park job in the back of his Toyota."

by Jaie July 3, 2007

scrape job

shaving

john needed to give himself a scrape job

judy was going to give her legs a scrape job

by michael foolsley December 22, 2009

Park Job

When a guy parks his car, and a girl gives him a blowjob.

Tucker: "Kevin totally gave me a Park Job yesterday."

Emily: "ho."

by cheenzasm December 21, 2008

paint job

draw someone on microsoft paint, then send it to em.

melissa gave me the best paint job i hae ever recieved.

by Stantin January 5, 2008

nose-job

to perform oral sex on ones nose.

:suck my nose bitch, give me a nose-job"

by nose what i mean? May 22, 2004

Strim job

The sexual act of using a novelty child's crocodile grabber to nibble the anus.

"Oo my ass looks like a Japanese flag after last nights strim job" said Ellie.

by heykevin June 2, 2015