giant half chicken half squirrel 

The giant half chicken half squirrel steals either teeth or money from children as they sleep in order to build some kind of giant nest for its' genetically superior and potentially dangerous offspring.
It is also known that this creature would also have atleast a mild understanding of algebra.
The half chicken half squirrel would most likely be about three to four and a half feet tall.
His large beak is probably detachable and works as a floatation device.

chicken, squirrel

giant half chicken half squirrel by grant February 29, 2004

Bullshit and a Half 

adjective used when just calling a situation bullshit is inadequate

Teacher: by the way you have a 12 page paper due online by midnight
Student: This is bullshit and a half!

Bullshit and a Half by RobertAllenZimmerman December 2, 2010

Dragon Half

An anime that was made in 1994. The creators, however, were arrested because they were doing the pot, so there is only two episodes.

"Saaaaaaucer!! Here, I come to save the day!" -Dick Saucer from Dragon Half

Dragon Half by >_< May 24, 2006

Fat Half-Life 

the amount of time it takes for a woman, usually a college girl or a recent post-graduate, to double in size and weight due to excessive eating, drinking, laziness, or a combination of such events.

It works similar to the half-life concept found in science, except it is the exact opposite because women tend to double in size instead of shrink.

As soon as Laura entered college she went from 120 pounds to 240 pounds by the end of her junior year; thus, her fat half-life is 3 years.

Fat Half-Life by ThatGirlisFat March 26, 2009

Dont half the cat

A phrased commonly used to mean any number of things, including "take care," "leave meh alone," "we are talking in code now," and simply, "do not cut your cat into two equal sections."

Look, dont half the cat, but dont half the cat. NEXT time, dont half the cat. Also, my mom is listening, so dont half the cat.

Dont half the cat by Fojoyord April 21, 2011

Double Twacker Half 

A 30-pack of beer:

Twacker = 12
Double Twacker = 24
Half Twacker (Half) = 6

Double Twacker Half = 30

I picked up a double twacker half from the beer distributor.

Double Twacker Half by Pakalypse January 22, 2011

grande mocha half caff two pumps no whip 

Discreet public inquiry for homosexual sex and/or anonymous aid with "the stranger" - also known as a Dutch Rudder.

When my friend, Nick, ordered a "grande mocha half caff two pumps no whip" today, the barista knew exactly what he was talking about and offered to give him extra foam!

grande mocha half caff two pumps no whip by Barista May 19, 2014