free pretzel

The act of eating ass at an Outback Steakhouse.

Hey, you guys tried the free pretzels at Outback?

by PotatoFamine June 12, 2018

Fap Free February

An event in wich partakers must not masturbate for the duration of the month of February, however it is a three strike system so you may masturbate twice and still pass thist event.

Hey dude are you participating in Fap Free February?

by ItWouldAppearToBeMe December 13, 2018

I'll Tell You that For Free

When a piece of information is so obvious that it's no skin off your nose to share it.

"How does this rank for you in playoff pushes, the excitement of this building and the fans' involvement over the last couple of games?"

"Yeah, I mean, it's been unbelievable. A whole lot better than Vancouver, I'll tell you that for free."

by Uncle Leo Must Go Now! January 23, 2024

FREE CRACK!

a feeling of euphoria when you see it

WOOHOO LETS GO GET SOME FREE CRACK!

by cardboardboxeater February 17, 2023

free tissues

here for ur tears

here is some free tissues

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Free money

Free money here! Get your free money right chya! There is nothing stoping you from taking it and (in the same way that there is nothing stopping you from returning a shopping cart) there is nothing stopping you from giving credit where credit is due or kicking some of it back.

Hym "Get your free money here! Come one and come all! Test the content of your being against the future slayer of God! Fill yourself with my essence and be born again!"

by Hym Iam February 18, 2023

free hat

when thw male ejaculates with a condom on and the girl takes the condom and wears it like a hat

damn man my girlfriend did a free hat and then her friend came out of the closet and then the last thing i knew was that i was on a threesome

by diego´s friend May 16, 2021