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Facebook haunting

The opposite of Facebook stalking.

'Facebook haunting' is where someone you hate keeps appearing on your friends pages, posts comments on their statuses, and just basically is always visible.
"That dickhead Tristan keeps Facebook haunting me!!!"
by TwentyMayBeTwenty May 14, 2010
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the facebook game

When your on facebook looking up random girl names in the people search bar and seeing if you can find a hot girl to look at.
Hey Ian I'm so bored, lets get on facebook and play the facebook game.
by titsburg69 November 13, 2011
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Facebook Poke

A tool on facebook used to get other's attention. Like the facebook feed's endless scroll, the function depends to some extent on dopamine. But even more, it carries sexual connotations as a phallic gesture, prompting users to use it as a flirtation device (even if the two pokers aren't exactly on the same page). For this reason there is long standing debate as to whether the function is distinctly sexual. One thing's for sure though, it gets people excited, and puts some (perhaps lonely people) in the mood for procreation; its simplicity lends it to become a fertile ground for projecting one's desires.
"Hey John, I think Lisa loves me."

"Why's that?"

"She gave me a facebook poke after the party the other night, and we've been poking each other constantly since"

"You don't think she's just bored and happy to see a friend?"

"Doesn't that mean she's dtf?"

"Is that what love means to you?"
by TonerBaloner September 23, 2020
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Facebook Check

noun/verb: to inspect the Facebook profile of a potential boyfriend, girlfriend, random hookup to see if he/she is in a relationship before proceeding to make advances. This is done to avoid socially making an ass of oneself. Danger: Sometimes, Facebook Checking may open the door for a Facebook Stalker.This is also done to see if the desired person is loose or stuck up.
"I'm glad I decided to Facebook Check that girl I met at the rave last night. Turns out she's a real ho."

"I know a guy that facebook checked a girl he was in love with, now he's a full blown Facebook Stalker."

" That guy from our school I did the Facebook Check on has had like 50 STDs in the past month or so."
by nscc08 December 26, 2011
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Flipping facebook

When a person or persons take photos of themselves with an erect middle finger and middle finger only. Seeming like who ever views their photo is getting "flipped off".
Soandso changed her profile photo.

*clicks on and gets flipped off*

Me, "That's sixteen people on my friends flipping facebook!"
by Pickledlemon July 11, 2010
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Facebook Chat

The newest and most convienent replacement for standard instant messaging of the past.

Facebook Chat is an instant messaging client provided to users of the Facebook.com website. The service is only available while directly logged into the site; in addition, a user's "online friends" are determined on, not screen names (as many older clients have used previously), but rather the same friends he/she has on Facebook.com.
I just don't use AIM to talk to anyone anymore because Facebook Chat is so much more convenient.
by ziggyonice February 22, 2009
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Facebook Orgasm

When an item in Facebook, particualarly the chat system. Goes nuts and does weird things.
While talking to someone on Facebook, the chat log froze up and then proceeded to shoot the same message onto the screen. Facebook Orgasm
by From UKY EDU September 16, 2009
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