Dumping a grumpy

The largest, longest , smelliest, shit in the world.

Clear the house I’m dumping a grumpy.

by Eyeloveu October 14, 2019

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taco bell dump

A large behemoth of a dump that completely demolishes your toilet and can only be The result of eating 3 or more items from Taco Bell with extra fire sauce.

Bro 1: Hey dude are you hungover from last night?
Bro 2: Not really but i totally forgot we hit the taco bell drive thru on the way home.. How much did i eat ? I just took the fattest Taco Bell dump in my girls toilet this morning and she kicked out her apartment.

by JPOW 2 January 6, 2024

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Klunk dump

Literally shitting bricks.

Holy crap dude someone scared me and i took a klunk dump.
Oh shoot dude.

by 420 yes scope March 20, 2017

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Coma Dump

A epic dump so powerful it induces a mind -erasing nap post dump.

Best friend: what the hell happened to you?

Me: I don't know. All I can remember is going to meet you for tacos and tequila. Then I woke up 3 days late for work naked and on my toilet.

Best friend: Oh fuck man, you're obviously a victim of a Coma Dump.

by Bald but knowledgeable March 24, 2025

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Double Dump

When you drop yo load inside your girl twice in one night.

Guy:Hey want to fuck tonight?
Girl:Sure how about a double dump?
Guy:We gon' need plan B tomorrow

by fdkmfkl,dfmrfffbgfsbk.nfkjbklo July 20, 2016

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Classified Trump Dump

Donald Trump passing time by reading classified documents while dropping a deuce .

Catching up on reading classified documents while taking a shit is my favorite thing to do You could call it a Classified Trump Dump here at Mar-a-Lago

by Laughs Along With Humans June 15, 2023

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