Drying

A more extreme version of 'LOL' and 'Dying'. Like when all the moisture is leaving your body because your laughing way too hard.

Omg im drying

by Manvan_ June 4, 2017

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Hair Dryer

The Act of Farting in someones face while they are tossing your salad

"Dude she was licking my ass and I so gave her a hair dryer!"

by TaCo and Sweet Ass October 28, 2005

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To use a little water and a hairdryer to do the job of an iron, for lack of time to actually iron the shirt. First, while wearing the shirt, you get your hands wet and wipe them on the offending wrinkles. Then you use the hair dryer to blow the shirt dry, resulting in a somewhat wrinkle free shirt.

“Dude, I was feeling like crap and couldn’t get out of bed this morning. I was running so late I had to dryron my shirt…how’s it look?”

by Kayneo January 25, 2008

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dryer poop

Residue collected in a clothes dryer's lint trap. Word has it, that this poop is the result of a dryer's consumption of a single sock. Normally, the sock's mate is left untouched, causing consternation to the sock's owner.

May also include items that the dryer attempted to nom, but was unable to successfully digest--chapstick, coins, anti-static sheets, etc.

Gawd, look at all this red dryer poop....where the heck is my other red sock!?
Did you fish my chapstick out of the dryer poop? I left it in my pocket again.
Ooo, $1 bill in the dryer poop. Free coke for me!

by thekelty January 14, 2010

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