Facebook Officer

an employee who spends most of his time facebooking within working hours.

The Facebook Officer is still busy checking his notifications. Let's not disturb him with all these documents.

by invictus2823 April 30, 2011

facebook trap

When you go on facebook to check something really fast, but as soon as you are about to log out, someone messages you on chat and sucks you into wasting an hour talking to them about nothing.

Guy1: Dude where were you last night? you missed the game
Guy2: Sorry man, I went to check my facebook and I got facebook trapped

by fb junkie September 19, 2011

Facebook Evidence

When in a dispute between two people this is when you go on someone's wall usually with the permission of the other person just so you aren't called a stalker to find something in either a picture or wall post etc. to prove a point.

Can also be used to help a friend find a new profile picture, fan page, appropriate group, etc.

Tali: I am sooooo ugly and fat!!
Aaron: Nooo you aren't you're kinda hot and you're definitely not as fat as other people i know
Tali: prove it!
Aaron: Can i use your fb profile to prove it using facebook evidence?
Tali: Yeah sure
Aaron: Ok heres that picture of you where everyone commented on it saying how gorgeous you looked
Tali: Fine you win

by akararules July 6, 2010

Facebook rape

When a person, most likely an acquaintance or coworker, forces you to add them on Facebook againat your will. This is usually done by excessive nagging accompanied by texts and/or emails reminding you to accept the request. If you deny the request, you will be forced to deal with them reminding you constantly that you "must not be friends", which you usually aren't.

"Lisa Facebook raped me today. She told me she would hide all my paperclips if I didn't accept her request."

by Stanistu1 July 15, 2015

Facebook smurfing

Creating multiple facebook accounts to like and friend yourself.

Person A: look how many friends I have on facebook, and they all like my posts.

Person B: You're facebook smurfing.

by Mr.Underpants December 10, 2010

Facebook Check

noun/verb: to inspect the Facebook profile of a potential boyfriend, girlfriend, random hookup to see if he/she is in a relationship before proceeding to make advances. This is done to avoid socially making an ass of oneself. Danger: Sometimes, Facebook Checking may open the door for a Facebook Stalker.This is also done to see if the desired person is loose or stuck up.

"I'm glad I decided to Facebook Check that girl I met at the rave last night. Turns out she's a real ho."

"I know a guy that facebook checked a girl he was in love with, now he's a full blown Facebook Stalker."

" That guy from our school I did the Facebook Check on has had like 50 STDs in the past month or so."

by nscc08 December 26, 2011

Facebook patient

Someone who uses Facebook as a thinly-disguised substitute for actual psychotherapy.

Heather's posts centered around her anxieties, her phobias, her delusional self-image - photos of herself taken today, taken ten years ago, taken when she was born - complimenting herself in a variety of ways, and her friends obliged, from empathy, 'liking', 'sharing', telling her how beautiful she still was, knowing she was a Facebook patient.

by Monkey's Dad April 3, 2020