colgate suprise

Wait until your girl falls asleep and grab her toothbrush. Then proceed to scrub your balls with them; don't miss an inch of your beanbag! Replace the toothbrush as if nothing had happened.

Next Morning, follow her into the bathroom and watch her brush. As soon as she is done, look her in the eyes and say "Pumkin, how do my balls taste?"

Then run like hell yelling "Don't forget to floss."

My girl was being a pain in the ass so I gave her the colgate suprise as payback; gotcha bitch!

by room 20052 April 15, 2008

surpriser (remix of the shocker)

Instead of two in the pink on in the stink its two in the stink one in the pink

He gott her wit the supriser o shit son

by Jsupernugz February 3, 2003

surprisercise

The situation in which you end up unintentionally exercising

I got some surprisercise at the shops, the elevator was broken so i had to take the stairs.

by arbitrary bec December 8, 2010

surprised/unexpected reaction

When you receive a text you weren't expecting, you have questions but dont want to directly ask them. You know what other person meant but youre surprised

*Have been texting for a while now..*
Guy: You're soo weird
Girl: uhh thanks?
Guy: In a good way you're unlike any other girl..:)
Girl: :)
Guy: :* (guy feels like if in person, he would make a move and kisses her)
Girl: ?.? (girl is surprised guy text kisses her , surprised/unexpected reaction , like WTF just happened)
Guy: :3 (Guy happy she was surprised)

by LolaBob December 4, 2012

Surpriseding

When you fuck up your word

When dumb girls say hey that's surpriseding

by Big dick giles aka russo December 31, 2019

surprisesunkin

She is the best go ever and makes the best edits!

Surprisesunkin is so cool!

by anonymous November 19, 2020

surpriseorreah

When you didn’t know you had to go! It’s not a fart.

I was on the road, when all of a sudden I was hit by violent surpriseorreah and no change of clothes.

by Scootergirl66 February 20, 2021