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Illinois Fire Dragon

When a man is afraid of impregnation his woman, he first puts on one condom , then applies hot sauce, then another condom. If the outer condom bursts, one of you will know.
Her: I don't want to get pregnant.
Him:Don't worry I have a Illinois Fire Dragon.
by Buggnuts January 25, 2022
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firing lung bullets

Smoking Cigarettes. When firing lung bullets, the user creates black, dead wounds in lungs over time.
Babs thought she looked cool packing her Salem 100's and then lighting them up with strike anywhere matches. She did not heed the warning of everyone and eventually attached herself to an iron lung due to years of firing lung bullets.
by von groovy June 14, 2017
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death by firing squad

When you are brutally shot to death by a firing squad after being convicted for a crime

Can also happen for other reasons
That guy is getting death by firing squad

Awesome
by DeathByFiringSquad August 17, 2022
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chinese fire dog

When you jam your penis into your dogs asshole and light your hair on fire
Totally chinese fire dogged my golden retriever last night.
by Laylee12 September 22, 2016
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Dirty Fire Dragon

Taking a massive shit in a girls ass and another girl eats out the shit from the first girl then spits it back out into your mouth while you cum inside a fat girl like a dragon spiting fire
I really did a dirty fire Dragon last night with them 3 girls.
by Real master October 27, 2020
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Swedish Fire Torch

The sexual act of stuffing thin strips of wood into a partner's anal cavity, then setting fire to it.
Jeff: "My alt girlfriend gave me a Swedish Fire Torch yesterday! I came in seconds"
Jorge: "what the fuck"
by ΔS April 29, 2021
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Albaquerque Fire Hydrant

The act of performing inserting one's penis into a woman's anal cavity while she is bent over a toilet. As she begins to puke, hold on while those crazy contractions take you for a ride!
I know some pretty sick people, but when I heard Doug gave her the Albaquerque fire hydrant, I knew he was going to hell for sure.
by Stevie Y April 13, 2006
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