Free Money

When a bet is so guaranteed to win to the point that you aren’t even risking anything

Man, I should’ve taken your bet that those two would get married, that was literally free money.

by Notnob January 7, 2024

Skibbidi Free

The act of never partaking in Skibidi Toilet

Bro I have been Skibbidi Free my whole life

by Totally real person January 13, 2024

Free

You either are a cheap person trying to find free stuff on a URBAN DICTIONARY-

Or your just a homeless weeb who forgot their own mother’s name.

-Cheap person:
“S- sir.. Please..! Money for the poor…”
-Mr. Clean:

“Not even a homeless man would beg like you. Go back to your house on the hill and live your life.”

*Does what Mr. Clean usually does UwU*
- -
Homeless man:
-“mom, please.. I want to be free!”
Homeless man’s mother:
-“My house, my rules. Your lucky you don’t pay rent.
Homeless woman:

“I like yo cut-g”
<
And they knew, that they fucked up.

by Suss-?’ December 26, 2021

free rio till its backwards

(v) a request to free the michigan based rap artist Rio Da Yung Og from prison.

Dave: free rio till its backwards
Ken: Yeah we need to get rio out of prison

by draw nedmak February 8, 2024

Free

A blowjob

"Shit, I'll do that for free"
means
"Shit, I'll do that for a blowjob"

by Jiggy Swagfest January 31, 2021

Free Christian

noun = Unitarian.The term Free Christian is used in the name of the British religious denomination’The General Assembly of Unitarian and Free Christian Churches’ to imply that it contains people who are not Unitarian. It does not.

Q Are you a Unitarian?

A I prefer to use the term Free Christian

Q What does that mean?
A Unitarian

by The Thegn of Tottington December 2, 2023

National Set Free Day

On October 13th a regular gym go-er who has been annoyed for years by the phrase "how many sets you have left" by other people at the gym finally experienced pure bliss and peace by not having this phrase said to him for that day. This day marks triumph over set questioners/askers at the gym. We just trying to workout without 5 other people asking "how many sets you have left" every 2 minutes. Annoying bastards...

It's National Set Free Day don't ask how many sets I have left

by National Set Free Day October 15, 2023