Ethan is the gayest kid out there. He might not show it but given any chance he will take the opportunity to enjoy some banana sucking 😏
by unluckysluttycookie July 17, 2021
Get the Ethanmug. his favorite catchphrase is " I'd like you to know." Thinks he is Matthew McConaughey
drives a 2002 buick calls it Tralier Trash Tammy and runs out of gas in front of boyfriends dorm in front of German twins
He hits traffic cones for fun
changes his major every other week
everyone is out to get him. Always receives dirty looks
drives a 2002 buick calls it Tralier Trash Tammy and runs out of gas in front of boyfriends dorm in front of German twins
He hits traffic cones for fun
changes his major every other week
everyone is out to get him. Always receives dirty looks
by IKittywinters September 18, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. One of the most handsome 18 year old guys I've ever seen. He is cute and hot at the same time, he is sweet and lovely. He makes you smile when you're sad and his smile is one of the most gorgeous thing you will ever see in your life. I love this guy with every piece of my heart and he deseves to be happy. I hope I will meet him one day
by EndlessBailey October 11, 2018
Get the Ethan Dolanmug. Dustin joe ethan’s-wite someone you can only pray could be real. She spends her time indulging in books or finding the next anime to watch. She’s deeper than she seems and finds peace at sea. She’s on the verge of eye sight yet you will never find her with glasses on for she mostly lost them. She randomly weirdly craves weird foods like hot sauce and if she was rich she would she would make sure to have seafood boil each day. She has the most beautiful eyes you’ve ever seen like a book filled with emotion waiting to be read. Her smile is probably the most beautiful you’ve seen for she smiles so big you can see her pinkish gums and pretty indents filled with comfort like art in a person something you never miss. She finds comfort in space and greek mythology and theirs a 100% you have found someone as in love with her dog as her. her future is bright and hopefully i’m in in. Overall dustin joe ethan’s-wite is out of this world.
by randomuserwholoveszest November 20, 2023
Get the Dustin joe ethan’s-witemug. Ethan is a amazing guy. When paired with a Sophia he will fuck the shit out of her till she cums blood with his 15 inch shlong. He’s a amazing man so beatutiful and will pull any girl he looks at. Ethan’s have a rival with Dylan’s and always shit on them.
by Ethan’s sexy man August 24, 2021
Get the Ethanmug. If you have an Ethan in your life be thankful, people like Ethan are very hard to come by. He is one of the sexiest and charming people you will ever meet. Along with his beautiful physical features he has a great personality. Ethan’s are the coolest around.
by Ethan.J.3 June 22, 2021
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan, aka Eating Thick Harrelson At Night. He's dick is in the negatives, however he walks around like hes the shit
by max coxlong March 30, 2025
Get the Ethanmug.