Stud Muffin Top

When an otherwise attractive guy has a muffin top.

He was a stud muffin when we met...then he started drinking a lot of beer and playing a lot of video games. Now he just has a stud muffin top.

by ChelseasKingdom July 18, 2011

Russian Top Hat

The use of one's cotton candy wrapped in a similar fashion to that of a hat around the head of a penis. Once put into place, this hat is sucked off until every last sugar droplet has been consumed.

Dude, she topped off our night with the Russian Top Hat!

by Dicks In July 30, 2010

Nebraska Top-Ramen

when a man boils water and funnels it into a womens vagina then engages in intercourse with her.

hello honey, want to partake in a Nebraska Top-Ramen?

by lucifer killed yo mom December 11, 2007

It's like a tank top

A phrase made up by Miley Cyrus in the Miley & Mandy show in one of their videos on Youtube when Miley was cleaning her closet.

Every shirt they saw they said "It's like a tank top."

The video is titled: It's Like a Tank top

Miley: What about this one?
Mandy: It's like a tank top.

by NOYB tbh September 1, 2009

gave him top

To suck dick or give head, referenced in candy cane by post Malone

“Yeah, I gave him top in the bothroom”

by Most palone January 12, 2018

top ace myself

One who considers themself to be a top notch drinker. One who is able to consume mass quantities of alcohol, while pacing themself.

I used to be a top ace myself. I could drink anyone under the table!

by leeser July 11, 2007

top tier player

Someone who is the best of the best at a videogame.

That kid named Chet is so good at a video game because he has the most skill and the best gear that he is and always will be forever even after he dies a top tier player.

by someone slick December 13, 2014