baconboii

awesome

baconboii

by BACONBOIII May 24, 2017

baconicity

the intensity and clarity of the bacon essence. this can be compromised by adding the bacon to a dish, thereby masking the full rich flavour of the bacon, losing some of it's baconicity.

Adding cooked bacon to mac n cheese is terrific, but the cheese sauce makes it lose it's baconicity.

by IamMuffles June 29, 2017

Baconian

1. A person that will go to great lengths to eat bacon, someone who is addicted to bacon and refuses to eat breakfast without it.
2. relating to Sir Francis Bacon or his inductive method of reasoning and philosophy.
3. an adherent of Bacon's philosophical system.

I am a recovering baconian and have been bacon free for three weeks!

by Estu the pirate October 24, 2017

Baconsizle

Laughs at everything. Not sexy at all. Baconsizle is a good friend. Goes with a female but has no balls at all.

I went with him, he is such a baconsizle

by Spaceduck88 January 5, 2018

baconman

He is a man who loves bacon. Without his bacon he could die. He also has a lot of friends.

thats baconman!

by dhusagpfghwiufhufufhydh February 28, 2018

Bacondom

When you wrap a rasher of warm bacon around your penis before inserting into an orifice or masturbating.

Last night I wrapped some bacon around my wiener and used it as a condom. It was a bacondom.

by One21jiggawatts January 27, 2019

Baconizing

Baconizing is a term used to describe the process of the process of turning someone else into bacon and lard by means of over feeding them, or encouraging them to overeat.

Him: I’ll buy you some large fries with my ice cream.

Me: I don’t want fries I’m full. And I’m trying to lose weight

Him: (hands me the fries)
Me: nooooo I can’t resist them, they’re so tasty. You’re trying to sabotage my weight loss by baconizing me.

by Chadison Jawthorn August 21, 2020