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el stupido americano

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a american who cant even locate his country on a map and still thinks he lives in the greatest country on earth
el stupido americano: this is the greatest country on earth
*world burns around them*
by lolusayay November 24, 2020
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american victories

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those american victories huh? always came when the groundwork was done by the french the russians and the limeys...oh...the greeks, romanians, hungarians, pistolomanians....and a fuck load of irishmen...
by tucker lyons April 28, 2004
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Americano

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God's gift to people who drink coffee. 2-3 shots of espresso in hot water.
"What the fuck is this fur covering my anus, Walter?"

"That's just fandangle hair, Kristin. Golly, you sure have a lot of it."

"Fuck it, Dude. Let's go bowling."
by BwanaDik April 12, 2004
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American

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A legal citizen of the United States of America.

Americans have some of the richest cultural traditions in the entire world. There are even separate cultures within cultures.

For example, look at the differences between the American South and New England; these places are very different from one another, ranging from the way they talk to the food they eat to the majority-religion. Then look into the different cultures of the people in each region, Southern Blacks differentiate from Southern Whites, and both of them differentiate from New Englanders.

Even though we have many differences, we are united under a cultural blanket filled with unyielding national pride and patriotism that you European fucks could only dream of having.

We know that people across the world are racist against us, but they look the other way when we tell them about our first class universities and the encouragement from all sides to think free-spiritedly. They ignore the fact that Americans have done more good for the world than almost all others. They don't hear about how we donate more money to suffering people all over the world than dozens of countries put together. They don't care about all of the good things we do, just the bullshit.

Americans are talked about all over the world; if you're an American, try it; go to some weird country and see what the people say to you.

We know that most of the world is racist against us, but what the fuck do we care? Where do you live?
Traveling American: (at a bar in Singapore) Can I have a beer?

Singaporean bartender: Oh, you're American? ...(some time later)... Over here we say you're fat and stupid, what do you say about us?

Traveling American: Uh... we don't really have any opinions about you...
by MyBodyHurts September 25, 2008
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American Pie

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1. Another obsession for fundamentalists (religious fanatics) to overanalyze, which they do with just about everything. Generally, it's a hit song by Don McLean which was a big smash in 1971. The lyrics refer to several events and pop culture phenominae during the time period from the late 40s to around 1970. AKA "The Day the Music Died", this tune refers to the plane crash deaths of Buddy Holly, Richard Valens, and The Big Bopper at the same time in the late 1950's. Played excessively by radio stations, it's considered to be a "classic", but then again, so is "You You -YOU" by Peter Frampton, "Paradise by the Dashboard Light" by Meat Loaf and "You Light Up My Life" by Debbie Booneand other shit. In 2000 Madonna released a cover of this tune, and it ain't that hot.

2. a series of "coming-of-age" sex-crazed-teens-just-gotta-get-laid movies from 1999 to the present that feature nothing in their plots that haven't been done before, except that one of the main male characters fucks an apple pie. How inspiring, NOT!
1. Miss American Pie took her Chevy to the levee. OK, now what comes next?

2. The American Pie movies are now a franchise like the National Lampoon series and are an example of how comedy flicks, as well as movies in general have pretty much declined in quality in the past 10 years or so.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice August 28, 2007
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American Idiot

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The third best song by the best band GREEN DAY! and i have loved them since the beginning...not since the song came out...

and the name says it all...
by sarahizzle January 5, 2005
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