Turd

New Zealand slang for a penis

Suck my turd bro
Oi bro put your turd back in your pants

by notformeyafuckinfool May 5, 2015

Turd Burglar

The guy that comes to your house to empty your septic tank when it is full.

It's been a couple of years since we've had the septic tank pumped out, so we made a phone call, and out came the Turd Burglar to deal with all of my shit.

by Smilesandspace June 18, 2015

Turd

A pile of poo

THERS a turd.

by Peace sighn backwards March 17, 2016

Turd smugglins

When you try to smuggle your toilet into another country.

I tried to do a turd smugglins yesterday.
How did it go?
I got caught by fart security.
Dang dude that sucks.

by 420 yes scope March 22, 2017

turd mole

Is a someone who burrows through shit. Or a sewerage worker.

"Hey you...yeah you working in the sewer!! You turd mole"

by Lunahbelle2010 April 12, 2017

Turd basket

The toilet, a.k.a. the porcelain throne. A place in which to deposit fecal matter.

That casserole didn't agree with me. I gotta go fill up the turd basket.

by Jonathan Footpenis May 29, 2017

Turdantula

When you poop on a spider and it is still alive and craws away.

Jesus Christ..... That turdantula will survive anything

by Mr.MisterMyster August 15, 2017