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Techno Toe

A jammed toe which was sustained via listening to dark and dirty techno is called a Techno Toe. Techno Toes are more likely to be contracted settings where the techno being played is too good (Bedroom, Club, Festival) resulting in the subject losing control of their podiatry functions, resulting in subjects often bumping their toes into hard surfaces (such as tables, platforms, walls) or even more commonly, getting stepped on by other members in the audience.
Person 1: Omg what happened to your toe?

Person 2: I'm okay, the DJ was just throwing down too many bangers and unfortunately, I gave myself techno toe.
by idontgoplaces September 6, 2022
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toe-nine

the action where a female and male use their feet/toes to pleasure each-other at the same time in a 69 type of position.
"me and gary toe-nined last night, it was the best experience of my life.. his big toe was the best”
by scarlette d May 30, 2025
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toe savvington

A savvington made with your foot. It is always positive because you can’t shoot an upside down toe savvington.
May all your savvingtons be toe savvingtons
by Milford Blanchester December 21, 2024
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toe potatos

Accumulated skin and dirt particles found between the toes.
"the nurse had to wash my toe potatos because I haven't been able to reach my feet in the shower for months"
by redleftie January 12, 2016
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Toes-migee

Toes migee
When all of your roommates at 5am hit the whip and name each one of there toes with the popular song “fireflies” plays
And they all die randomly at 6:59 to 7:01.
“Ugh why do my roommates always Toes-migee at 5am?”
by Toes migee September 16, 2022
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Proof of Toes

Proof of Toes (PoT Protocol)
noun, internet slang, emerging meme (2025–)

1. A satirical liveness test proposed to distinguish humans from AI, requiring the posting of foot images as verification.

2. A troll-meme founded by Munaf Sheikh (2025) that blends absurdist internet humor with rational commentary on embodiment, identity, and proof-of-humanity in the age of generative AI.

Etymology: Originated in online discussions (2025) as a deliberate troll-meme; now recognized as a cultural joke and speculative commentary on digital identity.
“Text CAPTCHAs don’t work anymore. Time to implement Proof of Toes”
The only protocol AI can’t fake? PoT Protocol. Show feet.”
by BigBangThought August 18, 2025
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Toe Nails

A sycophant, some one who will do favours, agrees without question laughs at unfunny jokes or flatters for their own advantage to others (for example the boss). Will often put other people down for their own advantage.
David is called Toe Nails because he's so far up his Bosses arse, all you can see are his toe nails.
by Dr Vix July 7, 2022
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