bastard fart

simply a fart with two tablespoons of shit contained within it.

"I farted today, and had to change my drawers, it was definitly a bastard fart."

by Kelly Harris November 28, 2007

Fart Cave

The name for an in-home office, particularly for software engineers that work from home.

"Honey, I'll be working in the fart cave for awhile."

by SLeepdepD December 19, 2008

Fart Fog

It is a fart that you let out intended for others to pass through (as in a corridor, hallway or other area with still air) and enjoy?

OMG I just walked through that guys Fart Fog, I think I'm going to puke.

by BiffHamer January 12, 2009

Penis Fart

Penis fart is where a man or a woman is about to fart which is a substance that comes out of the man or lady's 'bumhole' it is also a gas substance so to cause a penis fart is by about to fart but you hold the fart is in my clenching your butcheeks and if ends up backfiring

Yo bro wanna see something cool
Yeah sure

*penis fart*
That was sick
I know it's a special skill

by A very smart intellect July 30, 2019

farting lumps

Unintentionally passing some small turds while intentionally passing gas

Aw, man! I just farted some lumps!

by DonH October 2, 2003

brain fart

When someone does not perform an action that obviously should have been done, especially when you are under pressure and must think quickly.

Phillies fan: "Dude, Rod Barajas had a brain fart last night! He should have blocked the plate instead of standing up!"

Mets Fan: "That's not a surprise."

by DW5 December 28, 2008

Bean-Farts

After a large meal of bean soups or plain beans, you might end up farting to the point where your suficated in your own fart stench. You may get woozy and major dumpage but after about 20 - 40 minutes, the stench may drift away.

He woke up at 12:02 AM and said to his Mom "Mom. I have Bean-Farts." so his Mom walked up to him and said "ooh honey stand outside for a second you smell really bad. After take a shower."

by buttmonkey5678 July 28, 2009