Bean-Farts 

After a large meal of bean soups or plain beans, you might end up farting to the point where your suficated in your own fart stench. You may get woozy and major dumpage but after about 20 - 40 minutes, the stench may drift away.

He woke up at 12:02 AM and said to his Mom "Mom. I have Bean-Farts." so his Mom walked up to him and said "ooh honey stand outside for a second you smell really bad. After take a shower."

Bean-Farts by buttmonkey5678 July 28, 2009

bean facts

bean facts are facts about beans. beans ist a term comes from the letter "B" which is short for bean .

"one of the bean facts , for example, is bean fact number 2 the natural habitat of beans is Wyoming"

bean facts by Godisabeananddead December 30, 2019