bell-ringer

adj. a laboratory sciences practical exam, usually given by overtly anally-retentive science professors who hold onto the fallacy that competence is demonstrated not from careful analysis, but lightning fast calculations. Anyone who excels at writing bell-ringers, has been trained to be so overconfident about their calculations, that they never recheck their numbers, and stands a good chance at eventually killing someone or something by over-administering some fatal dose because of their hubris.

I'm not ready for that bell-ringer on Monday, but maybe if I load up on amphetamine, I might squeak by with a 60.

by scootermcbean October 16, 2011

Big Black Cocktail Rings

Google's failed attempt to steer away horny girls from searching the obvious.

When I was searching --- ----- ----- on Google, the suggestion was Big Black Cocktail Rings. 101 f@1L

by MrSaturn33 November 4, 2009

ringil

Mightest sword in the fictional world of JRR Tolkien. Its name means "chill star" or "cold star" in Sindarin, and it gittered like ice. It was the sword of Fingolfin, High King of the Noldor, the most brave and powerful warrior of all the Children of Iluvatar.

Fingolfin wounded Morgoth with Ringil seven times in single combat, forever maiming his walk.

by Gunder January 30, 2007

RINGFIELD

often called ringo the long slong mandingo who kya cant get not enough of. he currently fucking your bitch. heze wishes he was as long as ringo.

Example
hezekiah: damn i walked in on ringfield long slonging my mom and when he was finished he dropped a swankey on her

by longslonggingmuthafucka December 18, 2011

Up the Ringer

Another term for anal sex.

Hamilton takes small kiddies up the ringer.

by The Blue Light August 16, 2006

Molly Ringwald

Another name for Molly, a drug. Mostly used by rapper Danny Brown

"Damn son what you on?"
"Dish Molly Ringwald got me gonee."
"Slide some my way."

by TheThurnis October 10, 2012

ringbearer

a girl who wears a purity ring. purity rings are vows to not have pre-maridal sex.

a: damn she's hot. i hope i get sex tonight.
b: bet you 5 bucks you won't.
a: why not?
b: she's a ringbearer, look at her left hand.

by from January 3, 2007