drunk projector

When one gets drunk then proceeds to walk over to some little shit and beat the shit out of him then once done with the beating, finish by projectile vommiting all over the victim.
Bonus Points:
+5 - get all vomit on face
+10 - victim chokes and/or gags on vomit
+100 (Canadians only) - victim is deposited, after choking on vommit, into a large cold snow bank

I got so smashed last night and Zack thought he was the bomb so I drunk projected the little shit into a snow bank, eh?
Dude I got it all on camera!
I totally used the drunk projector all over zack!

by FuckingHammerTime January 10, 2014

drunk tan

All around, full body, dark, dirty tan.

That guy Robert got one of those drunk tans.

by chiefwiggims August 4, 2022

Cuddle Drunk

Being Cuddle Drunk is the delirious and delicious state of feeling intoxicated after many hours of intimate cuddling leading to a state of mind and body similar to being intoxicated.

4:31 AM You sound drunk… Mmmmm I’m just cuddle drunk.

I’m so cuddle drunk I can’t write this definition!! 💕.

Warning… too much intimate cuddling causes extreme Cuddle Drunkness. ummmm wha k mmm yeeahh

by ktcoe July 3, 2023

Honest drunk

An ,,honest drunk" person is someone who gets drunk and his/her emotions burst out. They suddenly become really honest, and often tell someone about their feelings.

My dad is an honest drunk, yesterday he got drunk and cried on my shoulder because he ,,felt left out".

by Hot mess ♡ February 26, 2018

full body drunk

Being drunk enough that leaning back in one's chair/stool/seat is necessary to consume further quantities of liquor.

Dude, you're full body drunk. You nearly fell off your seat taking that last shot.

by c_real_deal July 26, 2010

Drunk

A word that you type into urban dictionary when you want to get drunk but can't.

Damn I wanna get hella drunk. Too bad I can't. I'll just type it in on Urban Dictionary.

by LionGoRawr October 18, 2020

Phone Drunk

When two best friends get drunk alone in two different parts of the world and have drunk conversations.

Kia: I need a drink or two and I have no one to get drunk with except alcoholic uncle.. Wanna get phone drunk with me?
Lyra: Hell yea!

by Tahun June 24, 2011