mud crusader

Mud Crusader- a person who goes out on nearly every weekend to conquer another mud puddle a little higher up the trail from last week. The crusader uses 4 wheel drive vehicles to accomplish his mud crusade usually found in a muddy jeep, or toyota on Monday morning. Mud Crusaders are a group of like people that are usually gifted mechanics, often field fixing their vehicles in 3 feet of mud.

There goes another mud crusader, think he'll make it this time?
The car wash is banning all mud crusaders who plug his drain in the bays.

by jbbhammer June 5, 2016

Mudding

The sexual practice of utilizing human feces as lubricant during anal sex.

Shiii, bros was mudding last night. We missed out!

by poopychinaman September 18, 2023

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

“may we all be mud monsters.”

by urdadsgf September 19, 2021

mud

it looks like shit

person 1: yo look you just stepped in a huge pile of shit!
person 2: nah thats mud!

by big shart April 28, 2021

Mud plunge

When having sex and you accidentally ram it into her ass and pull out with shit stuck on your wang.

Jessica and I were banging last night and I accidentally mud plunged.

by Dandy lop May 16, 2016

Mud Sundae

When you have liquid diarrhea and you hold your cheeks together to let it get warm in there then someone eats your ass. Ya know like hot fudge!

I took her to Shuckers and gave her a mud sundae.
Hold on babe! I’m warming up your mud sundae.

by Ice cream man 6969 April 26, 2025

Mud Skipper

A mud skipper is a male who likes no cream in his coffee and prefers male company.

Steve definitely has a type when it comes to his partners, you might even call him a mud skipper.

by JB HATES DYYYOCKKK July 27, 2024