Spartan Mud Run

The sexual of defecating on your partners back and then using the feces to shape their hair into a Mohawk.

Steve gave Kailey a Spartan Mud Run for an anniversary gift this year.

by Thedangler602 August 9, 2022

Mud drag

When you pull your dick out of her ass and wipe it across her back.

Bro, she was so dirty I had to give her a mud drag

by MrSirMcDir August 12, 2022

Rhodesian Mud Flap

Explosive diarrhea splattering both the back of your testicles and the ‘partakers’ face during a salad tossing mishap.

Rick’s regret for having McDonalds and Taco Bell was apparent as his Rhodesian mud flaps were plastered across his poor wife’s face…

by Azketta August 13, 2022

Mississippi Mud Smurf

When you have sex in a porta-potty and it tips over with the occupants inside.

This concert is getting me so hot; do you want to go do a Mississippi Mud Smurf?

by medic1234 August 13, 2022

Mud cricket

A girl who where’s country boots and short shorts …

Bethany is a mud cricket

by F00tball04 August 19, 2022

Mud Bear

A Caucasian man who dates or has sexual relations exclusively with black women

"He's got looks and money but that mud bear is a loser who won't go with white women, because he's all about the black girls"

by Theshadow1960 August 23, 2022

Mud Duck

Another name for a loud fart.

Oh man! Did you hear that mud duck!

by TimmyMac August 26, 2022