juve machine

A shorter hipper active take on rejuvenation: resurrecting a prior idea or activity that lost traction but is now back on.

Oh man, didn't ever take that trip because of the Corona, but now that we're all vaccinated it's definitely back in the juve machine!

by Land Snark May 27, 2021

sex machine

someone who is uncontrollably sexy

Woah, Diako is a sex machine!

by ivanyang June 12, 2021

another machine

1- Derpylinha

Derpylinha is another machine

by Deprylinha June 13, 2021

Slot Machine Guy

An individual with one arm. The lone arm acting like a slot machine in a casino.

Dad: Hey, did you see the slot machine guy at the McDonalds?
Me: lol wtf

by Sicariuss July 3, 2021

penis machinist

penis machinist is Navy slang for a corpsman. also called pecker checker or chancre mechanic.

The penis machinist said I don't have the clap.

by anonymous August 6, 2021

Coffee machine

To perform the coffee machine one must ejactulate into the vagina and The anus, trying not waste any sex mayo in the transition. When that is complete the woman must squat where she pleases and let both sources of baby gravy ooze out of both holes just like the milk and coffee from
a coffee machine hence the name.

The human coffee machine

Mate #1 - Ay lad I coffee machined Laura last night, it was mega

Mate #2- yes lad little ice frap n that

by Jonboy2246 August 26, 2021

Green Machine

When you take a green smoothie and rub it on your body and drink it off of you

Damn my cock taste good after a Green Machine

by CREAMSTER69 September 6, 2021