Stern John

1. Name often used during arguements to show ones displeasure at anothers opinion. Often used at the final resolution of said arguement.

2. Football from Trinidad & Tobago, currently playing for Crystal Palace.

After checking on line Daniel says "There you go, Paris is the capital of france, how'd you like that Stern John"

by Sir Tremalot August 6, 2009

John lemons

A very talented man whose name is written on Alex’s book wall

“John lemons is a legend”

by John lemons April 13, 2022

John Whyte

The act of putting something off; The highest level procrastinating..

"Why hasn't the dishes been done in 3 days?"
They have been john Whyte (whyted)

by 4U2nv5150 January 31, 2022

John Han

John Hannoun (Jown-HaAn) Is a humble and humorous person. He excels in all categories. This is not a real life reference.

A John Han is most usually describing a person of high intelligence, and also of a nice/kind personality.

Example Wow, you're a John Han!

by Professor Harold James (PHD) November 16, 2021

John Dodge

an equivalent name to the very common "John Doe" but in redneck form, due to a Dodge being a truck mostly used by rednecks

Christian: "What's that kid's name?"

Adam: "I don't know, let's just call him John Dodge."

by fartknocker101 January 7, 2010

John Olivering

When you go to extreme lengths, sometimes do extremely weird, sometimes expensive, or petty antics, in order to getting a point your trying to make.

"Hey man don't you think you've made your point?"
No way man. John Olivering it will definitely get the message across

by IceBear7232 October 27, 2022

Albert-John

This nigga is the realist nigga in nigga history.

Albert-John has a large pp

by OomAlbert November 24, 2021