Fortune cookie cadaver

The body of a deceased person who had one or more tattoos. Some of the tattoos might offer some proverbial wisdom similar to that of a fortune cookie, others might mean nothing.

Mortician 1- Look at all these fuckin tattoos.
Mortician 2- Wow, theres writing all over their body.
Mortician 1- I know, its a fucking fortune cookie cadaver!

by Dubsandsubs May 22, 2010

Monroe Cookies 'n Blow

When you're doing a girl - missionary, doggy, whatever - but you're so hammered that you puke all over her, then in the ultimate coup de grâce, you dust her with a handful of blow.

Andrew got so shitfaced in New Orleans for Mardi Gras that he ended up giving that girl he met on Bourbon Street a Monroe Cookies 'n Blow

by Jickety March 16, 2008

Like cookies in a Keebler factory

1. Something extremely common, ordinary, mundane, or insipid. Mass produced.

2. Refering to people that mindlessly follow the crowd for no reason other than the need to fit in.

What you may call dressing up is probably what I call the thousand-duplets uniform: what the hoi polloi who are cranked-out en masse like cookies in a Keebler factory feel compelled to wear on such occasions to fit in.

by Bill gronos October 26, 2006

Hershey cookies and cream bar

When you have anal sex with a Virgin and cum in her butthole and she pushed it out with a turd afterwards

I Hershey cookies and cream bared this fat virgin last night, and when I was done she pushed it out and it smelled like bleach and shit

by Anal creampir November 9, 2018

San Antonio Cookie Jar

When two chicks interlock arms (like in a toast of sorts) and finger blast themselves (not each other). This act is considered amazing and it doesn't matter if it's cheating or gay...see also Long Island Strong Arm

Baby it's my birthday can you please just San Antonio Cookie Jar with your roommate once for me.

by M2B2D2 March 29, 2015

frosted thumb print cookie

When a man fingers their partners anus with his thumb while either self stimulating or having vaginal intercourse to the point of ejaculation, when the thumb is removed and the anus is covered in ejaculate. Named for the appearance and method of baking a thumb print cookie.

I gave her a frosted thumb print cookie for the first time tonight.

by Luck O’ the Irish August 26, 2019

empty fortune cookie

used as a descriptor
Adj;
1) impotent
2) a failure at life

You still haven't contributed to society? You are one empty fortune cookie.

Your husband must be an empty fortune cookie if you still aren't pregnant.

by Manfred Big January 12, 2011