Nov 5 

Grab any bitch ass and if they bitch about slap em

Ay bitch it’s Nov 5 Come here

Nov 5 by Shedrick Bitch November 5, 2020

December 5 

This is the day where your guy best friend gives you his hoodie for the day and if you are lucky he will let you keep it.

Daniel- Hey bestie here’s my hoodie
Girl- hey what’s this for?
Daniel- It’s December 5th
Girl- oh yea thanks

December 5 by thatsmolbeaninurlife December 4, 2020

November 5 

Free nut day

On November 5 all men will be allowed to 🥜 without failing No Nut November

November 5 by anonymous November 2, 2021

cheese factor 5 

the number, usualy out of 10 of how cheesy some is or is being

and he said my smile was like the sunrise, it was cheese factor 5 at least

cheese factor 5 by raz kid May 9, 2004

Woman's 5-Pound Holiday 

Days where woman can gain 5 pounds and not worry - at least, for a week.

These days are

Thanksgiving
B-Day
Superbowl (must be watching for this to be acceptable)
Easter Sunday Brunch

Man, what a pig-out yesterday. Thank god it was Woman's 5-Pound Holiday, or I'd be in trouble!

Woman's 5-Pound Holiday by l@lal@ May 7, 2009

generation 1.5 

referring to people who migrated to another country before their teens or older people migrating to another country then giving birth to children
being raised with their home country's culture and the culture of their new country; they earn the label 'generation 1.5' (or '1.5G' or '1.5 generation')

Notable members of generation 1.5
Elaine Chao (immigrated from Taiwan to U.S. at the age of eight)
Karina Smirnoff (immigrated from Ukraine to U.S. at the age of fourteen)

generation 1.5 by twahftr July 10, 2009

1, 2, 3, 4, 5 

1, 2, 3, 4, 5,
Once I caught a fish alive!

You know, the song we all start singing in maths class when we’re bored and we count 5 things, am I right??!! Oh, just me who does that? Oh o_o

“1, 2, 3, 4, 5, once I-”

“Be quiet or I’ll make you and the fishy dead!”

:(

1, 2, 3, 4, 5 by Sapphire14 March 27, 2022